The White Death.
Traffic Circles.
A.k.a. vehicular thunderdomes, these vortexes of metal and profanity are known to disrupt the brainwaves of midwestern drivers and send them into fits of hulk-esque rage and confusion. In the commonwealth of Massachusetts a decree has been passed down since the days of the revolutionary war that there shall be three traffic circles constructed for every man, woman and child living in the state. This was done to confound the hessian divisions of the british army who's native german traffic circles operated in the clockwise direction. The countercolockwise colonial traffic circles proved to be too much for the formdiable mercenaries and they soon surrendered. The traffic circles now stand to ward off unwanted out of state drivers.More on Massachusetts later, now drinking movies.
Starring Sylvester Stallone and David Carridine. It is one of my favorite movies for obvious reasons if you have ever had the pleasure of viewing it. I'm not going to give away any spoilers here, just rules.
Take one drink any time anyone is "scored"
Take one drink anytime you think Sylvester Stallone regretted this scene later in life
Take one drink anytime David Carridine has a ridiculous non-sequitur
Chug every time a president is assassinated
Jake: saving the bike jousting for when photos are available, also we should get all you bostonians/salemites together and get some good drinking movies. purely for research purposes of course.
1 comment:
yes, this should go down
I have a TV room with futons
So, we could start off a night with a movie,
go out to a bar/club
return at 2 and watch another intoxicating installment
sleep
repeat
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