Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Drinking Games

Note: Okay, so john, I'm going to need you to add some to this, because I was asleep for most of the movies, and do not know the rules that were used.

These are drinking games we used for movies last week, following our nightly half hour Tran-a thon, which is much less controversial than it sounds.

These drinking games were modeled after famous movie games, like the one for The Big Lebowski:

Drink whenever someone says;
dude, sh*t, man, or shut the f*ck up donny 

Also drink whenever someone refers to;
the rug , vietnam, or nihilists

So, the movies.

Rules:
Drink when ;
someone dies in an unnecessary way ,
(ie arm restraint through temple)
someone kicks ahnold in the balls,
a crazy special effect or new technology is introduced

Waterfall when;
Someone's face is exploding on the surface of mars, 
until they die or oxygen stabilizes the atmosphere

Finish your drink when;
Ahnold says "See you at deh pahty Richtah!"


Rules:
Drink when;
any character says something they as a politician might have said on the campaign trail,
a gratuitous explosion happens that isn't physically possible,
Jessie Ventura resembles a character from Team Fortress 2 (basically all the time),
a commando dies.

Finish your drink when;
predator self destructs


Rules:
Drink whenever;
a new alien species is introduced,
you decide ruby rhod is being a tad too ridiculous (rarely),
Mongalores are being Mongoloids (always)

Finish your drink;
 when Korben Dallas says;
"negative. I am a meat popsicle"
"who else wants to negotiate"
or Ruby Rhod says;
"that's the best show I've ever done"


Rules:
Drink whenever you like, just enjoy the genius.

We tried really hard to find rules, 
but it isn't funny in a this happens this many times,
this person does this all the time

except for the general and bubble gum,
Dr. Strangelove and his arm,
and the president and calling Dmitri.

So if you so choose you may drink to these
Rules:
Drink whenever Kurt Russell is being Kurt Russell

I'm sorry, this movie made less sense to me than Ski School

so john can finish up the rules for this or

and

1 comment:

Unknown said...

you just don't have the sophisticated pallet necessary to enjoy kurt russel, ill write up the rules when im not exhausted